Ridiculous Text Adventures

You are either Dan Norton or Courtney Cook, two average people who themselves in bizarre circumstances. As Dan, you must fend off the advances of a fun game smitten AI companion. As Courtney, meanwhile, you'll interview with a fun game belligerent, possibly drunk executive. Fall in love. Time travel. Clean toilets. The possibilities are endless, except that there are only nine of them, because there are nine endings.